The CLOSED Avengers International Fan Forum

Allard · Last edited by Allard on Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:41 am; edited 2 times in total

The now no longer online With Umbrella, Charm and Bowler website, was a site that took a humours look at the Avengers. The funniest feature was a thing called Dr. Keel's Alternative Episodes Titles Pub Game.

It's very simple: you change the title of an Avengers episodes slightly (but never beyond recognition) and give a very short yet hilarious plot summery.

(Please follow my example and post the original title followed by the alternative title and on the next line the plot summery.)

I thought this should be a fun thing to do for our forum, please join and post your contributions.

Allard · Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 4:48 am Post subject:

Here are a few I made up to give you an example how it's done:

The Wringer > The Singer:
Steed and Cathy are trying to make enemy spies talk by singing about Kinky Boots.

The Hidden Tiger > The Hidden Geiger:
Steed and Emma play hide and seek with an Atomic bomb.

Invasion of the Earthmen > Invasion of the Birthmen:
A couple of male nurses think that “Mother” is a woman and assume that he is pregnant because of his size. They insist on helping him with his delivery.

Dandy Forsdyke · Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:08 am Post subject:

The Murder Market > The Mulder Market
Steed and Emma have to investigate who or what is behind the illegal production of X-Files merchandise.

The Little Wonders > The Little Blunders
Steed takes special delight in noting all Cathy's mistakes on their last case and giving her some unwanted feedback

The Town Of No Return > The Tune Of No Return
Steed enters Little Bazeley's Got Talent, but their local 'Simon Cowell' doesn't think he's good enough for the next round.

K Is For Kill (Parts One and Two)> K Is For Keel
Some old footage of Dr. Keel's episodes was included in an episode of The New Avengers. However, to this day, debate rages whether it was Ian Hendry's voice or in fact a clever impersonator. The episode is not in two parts as it was a bit boring and no one was particularly bothered ...
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Allard · Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:40 am Post subject:

This topic hasn't really taken of, maybe I can revive it:

Second Sight > Second Fight:
Steed and Cathy have to fight a diabolical mastermind twice because he accidentally brought his time machine from an other episode (see Escape in Time).

The Cybernauts > The Diapernauts:
A mad professor uses robots in diapers to take over the world.

You'll Catch Your Death > You'll Scratch Your Death:
Tara finds out she has an allergy for wigs.

Dandy Forsdyke · Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:05 am Post subject:

Well it's a wet and miserable Sunday afternoon here, so ...

The Fear Merchants > The Dear Merchants
Steed is not too happy that he can't find a lower price for his season 2 Optimum box set. Emma tells him not to worry - half the discs are ****ed anyway!

The Decapod > The Decca iPod
Venus Smith is thrilled by an early Christmas present off Steed. Now she only has to wait for someone to invent downloading!

Honey For The Prince > Money For The Prince
Emma is collecting for charity again. This time it the Prince's Trust.

Traitor in Zebra > Tractor in Zebra
A most unfortunate accident at London Zoo involving a speeding farm vehicle...
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Philippa · Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:02 am Post subject:

These are hilarious Laughing

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Dandy Forsdyke · Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 5:56 am Post subject:

Never Never Say Lady Di

Steed welcomes back Tara and assures her that Lady Diana Forbes-Blakeney will only ever be in one of the episodes.
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Allard · Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 8:55 am Post subject:

Brief for Murder > Grief for Murder
Steed and Cathy solve a case of crying assassins.

The Grandeur That Was Rome > The Grandeur That Was Chrome
Steed laments the decline of ridiculously large 1950s style bumpers.

The Superlative Seven > The Super-latte Seven
Emma switches to a new Italian type of coffee, Steed sticks to his Kenyan blend.

Dandy Forsdyke · Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:22 am Post subject:

The Super-laxative Seven

Steed and Emma discover something evan more effective than steel-lined bowlers and karate.
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Cybernowt · Little Wonder Joined: 06 Jul 2010 Posts: 240

The Beer Merchants.
Steed and Mrs Peel get fed up with ceramics and bog off down to the pub.

Man Eater Of Curry Green.
Giant plant arrives from outer space and happens to be a rather good substitute for bay leaves and peppers.

Mission : Highly Immoral.
Steed and Emma decide 'What the hell' and answer 40 years of fans questions.

Girl Off The Trapeze.
Sadly Dr Keel doesn't do brain surgery.

Cybernowt · Little Wonder Joined: 06 Jul 2010 Posts: 240

How about alternative descriptions of existing titles?

Hot Snow.
Crappest winter ever. Dr Keel and his girlfriend dont go sledging.

The £50,000 Breakfast.
Steel and Mrs Peel debate whether The Ministry's expence budget will cover this one.

Death On The Slipway.
Ministry budget cuts mean the gritters couldn't go out again.

Man With Two Shadows.
Steed and Mrs Gale encounter Cliff Richard and his band who've just been in a bus accident.

oneknightsteed · Little Wonder Joined: 03 Jun 2010 Posts: 168

Escape In Time > Escape In Mime
Steed can't get out of the box. Emma is speechless.

Silent Dust > Silent Crust
Steed finally fixes Emmas toaster.

The Master Minds > The Master Binds
Steed teaches Emma's 'Queen of Sin' who's who.

The Correct Way To Kill > The Correct Way To Shill
Emma's on a winning streak. Steed shines the crowd.
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Frankymole · Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:52 am Post subject:

Dandy Forsdyke · Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:12 pm Post subject:

Silent Dusty

Steed treats Mrs Peel to a Dusty Springfield concert. Unfortunately the singer has laryngitis.
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skypilot1988 · Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 6:41 pm Post subject:

that was hilarious

Ketman · Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:54 am Post subject:

The Pinged Avenger
Emma annoys Steed with her pea-shooter.

The Living Bread
Steed decides to loaf them and leave them. "It's the yeast we can do," says Emma.

A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Stationery Cupboard
Steed loses his punch, and Emma gives no quarto.

Allard · Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 1:24 am Post subject:

Thumbs up for Ketman.

Ketman · Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:40 am Post subject:

Thumbs up to you too. I've just recently realized that you are Mother around here. Shows how little I read stickies and things like that.

Ketman · Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 8:18 am Post subject:

Something Tasty in the Nursery
Emma puts on a romper suit and merges with the crowd at the toy cupboard.

The Gown of No Return
"We can't take it back, Mrs Peel," says the assistant at Harvey Nicks. "It looks as though it's been in a fight."

A Surfeit of N20
"Steed, take a look at this...hahahahaha...it must be hohohoho a million cubic litres of... heeheeheehee... I've got a feeling it's...hohoho...hahahahahaha..," says Emma suspiciously.

Dandy Forsdyke · Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:46 am Post subject:

Brief For Murder > Briefs Are Murder
Steed prefers the comfort and extra room in his boxers. "Much better undercover, if you understand my meaning!" Mrs Gale isn't amused.

Brought To Book > Bought A Book
Nothing much happens. Steed pops into WH Smith and buys a book. Big whoop. And you thought these episodes were wiped by accident??

They Kept Killing Steed > They Kept Billing Steed
The untold story behind Mrs Peel's stretch crimplene instead of her expensive leather catsuits.

"They looked too tight, Mrs Peel!"
"I think you're the one that's tight, Steed!"
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